A new beverage on sale in the Orkney islands
off northern Scotland is a "Stone Age" beer
flavored with animal dung. Historians have
recreated the recipe after uncovering what
they claim is a 5,000-year-old pub and brewery.
(abc
news article),
The Top 16 Marketing Slogans for Dung-Flavored Beer
16> Preferred by Three out of Four Alcoholic Cocker Spaniels!
15> Think of it as Hineyken
14> It's *Still* Better Than Budweiser
13> Do the Doo
12> It's Scatologically Delicious!
11> 150 Million Dung Beetles Can't Be Wrong!
10> All Natural -- Made from 100% Recycled Foodstuffs
9> Tonight, Let It Be Low-'n'-Brown
8> Show Your Taste Buds Who's Boss!
7> Tastes Like John Travolta's Acting
6> The Taste of Zima, Without the Ridicule
5> Hey, This Stuff Really DOES Taste Like Ass!
4> This Turd's for You
3> The Taste is Right Up Your Alley!
2> It's Fecalriffic!!
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Marketing
Slogan for Dung-Flavored Beer...
1> Get Dungfaced
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ]
